Wandering Hither and Yon

Keiko Kakes Bakes Shaken-Bakes Coffee Kakes Keiko-Bako Keiko-Bako-Shako Keiko-Bako-Bits Little bits of bacon Mrs Bits of Bacon Mrs Bits of Bacon Pie Bits of bacon pie Noodle Pie Pie of Noodles Mrs Bits Mrs Bits of pie of noodles Triple Triangles Trips Teutonic Terror Get out of the pond, you Water Pig

ontology |änˈtälÉ™jÄ“| noun the branch of metaphysics dealing with the nature of being. Frequently bored, I like to goggle (I hestitated to use “goggle” as a verb and spent a good minute debating whether I should use “search” instead) the bits of flotsam that make up my life. One of my favorite queries is on [...]

Okay, I’m drunk and I admit it. Okay, not actually drunk, but buzzed. And a good buzzed, not a hostile one. Anyway, I want to be able to wear a really cool tool belt with all these cool useful tools on it, but I don’t want to look like those geeks that walk around with [...]

Apparently, I don’t get out enough anymore, because I was unaware of Subway’s new taste sensation (that former fat guy must not be drawing them in like he used to): Fresh Toasted. And what the hell is “Fresh Toasted”? Is that in contrast to “Previously Toasted” or “Toasted in a Central Toasting Factory and Shipped [...]

You know, I think if I were living in Florida, I’d go down to the local Staples, buy myself a white poster board and a giant magic market and make myself a big sign. I’d then haul my ass over to the hospice where the body of Terri Schaivo is currently parked. I’d position myself [...]